Howard Fine (Baptista)

Howard is an internationally known voice-over celebrity and has better things to do than recite poetry in flouncy outfits. His agent made him do this for the experience, he says. (I'll get you for this, Bernie!) Howard can't wait for this gig to end. Howard was first discovered when he was dragged along to an audition with his dippy actor friend. Seems Howard's natural charm and exuberance won him a role he didn't even audition for, beating out people who couldn't charm their way out of a wet paper bag even after throwing their money down a hole for four years going to The Piven Workshop. Howard can be heard asking for McDonald's fresh hot coffee in seventeen different countries at just about any time of the day. In voice-overs, you do the thing once, maybe twice, then badda bing, badda boom, you sit at home and collect royalty checks. (Go, Union!) But this doing things over and over and over again, well, Howard hopes that you people are enjoying yourselves.